House Rules
- Try something new. You won't be disappointed.
- Don't act in a manner that might require an apology later.
- No temper tantrums, expectation of uniquely special treatment or other exceedingly high-maintenance behavior. We treat all of our guests very well. We promise you the same.
- You are responsible for the behavior of your guests. Do not bring anyone that you couldn’t leave with your mother for an afternoon.
- Gentlemen will kindly remove their hats. Servers can store them for you if you like.
- Ladies, if it’s late and you would like an escort to your car, please let your server know. Gentlemen, if you would like an escort, you may be a woman.
- Gentlemen will not badger, stalk or harass women. Be cool. Please exercise tact and savvy.
- Please don’t feed or donate money to anyone who’s last name you don’t know. If you would like to support the neighborhood, please ask a server for suggestions.
- Appropriate dress is required. If you wouldn’t wear it around your mother, please don't wear it here.
- Drunkenness is prohibited. If you are drunk, we can call you a cab. Call it a night. Don’t call your ex.
- The guest is always right, except when they are wrong.
- We are in the business of exceeding your expectations. If we don’t, please don’t burn the place down. Let us know what we can do to improve your experience next time.
- Thoroughly enjoy yourself.
